Funny excuses for not drinking?!

Question: Funny excuses for not drinking!?
i know i don't need an excuse not to drink,but instead of saying the old im driving i wanna say something funny, ive heard a few like ''im allergic to drinking, every time i drink i end up in hand cuffs''just want to hear different funny ones!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I can't drink as I have converted to Islam!. I am going to blow you up infidel!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I can't drink tonight!.!.!.every time I drink I have more sex and I'm REALLY tired!.!.!.


I don't drink anymore !.!.!.!.!.why!?!.!.!.are you drunk I just explained 3 times!Www@FoodAQ@Com

tell them your doing a test study!. you want to know if your really having fun or if your friends are lying about it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I can't drink tonight!. I have too much blood in my alcohol stream!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

My chaffeur is getting the squad car serviced toniteWww@FoodAQ@Com

My new liver hasn't arrived yetWww@FoodAQ@Com

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