How drunk do you get if you stick rum in your bum?!
Extremely. Because your body can't filter out the alcohol. Doing this could be fatal.
that is a very easy way to get severe alcohol poisoning. many people die from this. you don't want people to find you dead with a bottle of rum in your butt. just drink it like normal. safer and less dumb.
If you're that drunk, something that ryhmes with rum might be stuck to your bum.