Is this why Parents drink?!

Question: Is this why Parents drink?
Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with
one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?'

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mummy there?' 'Yes'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,' came the whispered

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that

'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.Again, whispering, the child answered,

'The search team just landed a helicopter'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...



One of your best ones greybeard that really was hilarious iv not laughed that much since your last joke you always seem to amaze me just bloody hilarious keep them coming so true through of children they could get you hang lol your Scottish babe fan x

very funny dude!!

This is really funny. I find this very interesting.

Very funny..



pretty funny

This is really funny one.

Lolz.. Quite funny.

Yes, that is exactly why I drink.

Good one.

Hmm...sort of funny, but...what an evil little kid! XD

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