how to avoid getting caught when coming home drunk?!
i mean avoid seeing him. run to your room or dont get plastered if you know hes going to play 20 questions when youget home. what i do is i put visene, gum not too strong so it wont be obvious and i go to my room and say im tired the night sucked or something quick like that close your door. and pass out on your bed. BEST FEELING is being on your own bed after getting wasted
My brother used to eat lots of breath mints in the hope that the minty smell would cover the smell of the alcohol. In reality, he just smelled like a really minty fresh drunk. The mints did nothing for the slurred speech and the stumbling.
stay someplace else
deal with the consequences of your actions
avoid eye contact . act like yu really gotta piss or poop . stay in contact with yur dad all night so that when yu come home he's not paranoid .
what i used to do .
I got caught yesterday haha but Doritos is all good or Peanut Butter
close your mouth, avoid making conversation
try to come earlier , or just very late , or be a good actor and act like you are not
Don't get drunk, or don't come home.
come home in the morning