I've put back a bottle of Vodka since 7am this morning? Should I go get more?!
YEAAAAAA! Get Wasted. but first eat like 6 loafs of bread.
Move up a level, drink some battery acid, petrol or anti freeze - they all hit the spot!!
You're a drunk and it's not attractive at all.
Absolutely. Get one for me too
no you need me not vodka
No!!!! Bad Life Choices!!!!!!!
omigoodness. How can you even type? Maybe you should eat breakfast instead. :)
Get some Jack instead and call me.We'll have Lynchburg Lemonade this afternoon!