What do I do with the left-overs?!
Question: I hosted a wealthy ladies charity dinner at the castle. Unfortunately many of my guests were scrawny footballer's wives who only nibbled on the crudités. Now I am left with most of the buffet intact. Luckily John Prescott was guest speaker so we are not left with any pies. What should I do with the remains?
Answers: I hosted a wealthy ladies charity dinner at the castle. Unfortunately many of my guests were scrawny footballer's wives who only nibbled on the crudités. Now I am left with most of the buffet intact. Luckily John Prescott was guest speaker so we are not left with any pies. What should I do with the remains?
I'm flabbergasted John Prescott left an event while there was still food available. In answer to your question though old girl why not starve the servants for a week and then have them have a food fight with the leftovers, the first one to crack and eat a piece of food gets a horsewhipping. Should prove most amusing watching their emaciated forms trying to launch cheese and pineapple chunks at each other as tears of hunger trickle down their faces. Tip top.
Freeze it all for your next big party. If you keep on inviting the WAGS you will have it for years to come.
PS. Having read some of the answers its amazing how many people have so little sense of humour. Must be american. Oh here we go, a barrage of thumbs down.
Take it to your local primary school and host a "how the other half live day" very educational and good fun.
donate them to your nearest food shelter
After hosting many parties where the appetites were disappointing, I found it prudent to begin sending food home with the guests about 3/4 of the way through the event.
If this is a no-no or distateful in your circles, then you may want to donate the food to a shelter, soup kitchen, or other charitable agency.
Otherwise, host another party with friends and family as an impromptu event and get rid of it that way.
eat them yourself
The remains of John Prescott?
Feed them to the dogs I suppose, although it's seems a bit harsh on them.
It may set a dangerous precedent, but why not give them to the servants, in lieu of part of their wages of course.
My dear you are indeed the lucky one, Prescott spoke at a luncheon at “Jiffy” Feedum-Sharp’s Birthday bash the other week and the intolerable beast ate everything, and I mean every thing ….the Pies…the wrappers…even the ruddy table cloth…ruddy animal.
As for ones left over’s, leave them at the gates of the estate, then the local ruffians from the village will come a calling then you can pick them off with Aunt E’s Barrett…one still has a few depleted uranium shells left over….it would make for an excellent evenings entertainment?
Contact a local soup kitchen asap, call a church to find one near you. You might save someone's life with something as simple as leftovers. Make a habit of doing this regularly, Make a differance, do something.
Sell the remains to the staff, if they cannot afford it, then invite them to see the remains thrown into the River Boffington to feed the ducks. Once the ducks have eaten their fill, have the staff plunge into the water and capture the ducks. Duck with plum sauce and Calvados, Mmmmmm. It might be useful to take some long poles to break the skim of ice on the river, we don't want the staff injuring themselves and trying for a sicky do we?
donate them or host another party for your kids with the leftovers
Check your phone book for the nearest Homeless shelter . Then donate the the food to them , I am sure they would greatly appreciate it very much. Thier are so many unfortunate people that are in need of food.
I applause you for not just throwing it out, so many people can eat out of your kind generosity for considering others.
Have a great day.