How would I organize a convention where people could come and converse about how great I am?!

Question: How would I organize a convention where people could come and converse about how great I am!?
First: Mail out fliers to a couple thousand people!. Make them say things like "Bob, you have been specially invited to a 3 day convention!. This convention will save your life!. Don't wait, make your reservation today!.This is what you've been waiting for!. Take control of your life now!."--Stuff like that!. And affixing a gold seal to the outside doesn't hurt either!.
2!. Rent the banquet room at some hotel, like The Red Lion!.
3!. Print up lots of data, pamphlets, Kenny jewelry, Kenny skins, Kenny key chains, Kenny Kupcakes, Kenny Koffee, etc!. to have available on the tables you'll have set up!. You'll also need volunteers to work these tables!. You should get people from your fan club to work them!.
4!.Prepare a nice long essay complete with a power point presentation to show all the ways Kenny is great and how that improves other peoples lives!. Make it no more than 5 hours long though!.
5!. Sit back and watch the ripple effect!. Your greatness will have the most profound effect on people!.

You are doing the world a great service!. Laurels to you my friend!. I can only hope that I receive one of those invitations!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Well theres a difference between a convention and a party!.

Well if your throwing a convention you should have it at a Hall!. When the guest come in theys hould see decroated tables with your picture in the middle with candles!. Then when the crowd comes in they should be served with Food!.

YOur Favorite Food!.Remember its your COnvention

Then at the Front have a SlideShow with your pictures and accomplisments andopen the floor to toasts!.!.so they could talk about how great you are!.

Good Luck and remember it ALL ABOUT YOUWww@FoodAQ@Com

The first step is to become great!. The rest will just fall into place!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If you just take yourself out to dinner, then all of your fans will be together in one place!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Go to your local hall of mirrorsWww@FoodAQ@Com

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