The stupidest thing you ever did when you were either drunk or high???(tell which one)?!

Question: The stupidest thing you ever did when you were either drunk or high!?!?!?(tell which one)!?
had to pee very bad, the toilet was occupied, so i dropped my jeans around my ankles and hopped on the sink to pee, fell, the door wasn't latched and rolled out into the bar with my jeans around my ankles, butt hanging out and drunker than a hoot owl, i had a lot of guys wanting to dance that night, lol,Www@FoodAQ@Com

I have many stories!. But I'll do one for each!.

One time, after being incredibly drunk on all kinds of things that I still cannot remember, I was sitting in a chair with a friend sitting on the floor in front of me between my legs!.I apparently thought it would be funny to grab his hair and start swinging his head around while screaming, "ghost ride the whip!." (I don't even listen to rap!. How sad!.)

Then there was one time that my roommate made brownies!. I had never had w e e d in brownies before, but I could smoke it with no problem!. However, that night, after three brownies and a couple hits, I was loopy!. I kept everyone up with me because I thought I was dying and didn't want to die alone!. I kept repeating my "will" and talking in a southern accent!. (I'm from California lol)

So funny to look back on now, but so embarrassing the next day!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

For some reason I dont get drunk, but my partner becomes a garden gnome everytime, he'll be walking beside you talking and you are talking to him, next thing, hes missing, yep, there he is in the garden, hes fallen off the verandah while doing a dance, (he thought the glass door was shut lol) found out it was'nt fell over the neighbours verandah into a bush, he came home with bits of it still hanging out of his head and someone elses shoes on, falls over in the shower as soon as the water hits his head, its me who ends of with the bruises though from picking him up lol! :)Www@FoodAQ@Com

On my stag night i went out for a party with my friends at the night club where i was bar manager, that night we did three interesting things:

1) I was lying on the floor in the middle of the dance floor whilst my friend poured sparkling wine down my mouth, we didn't get kicked out as i usually decided who to throw out!.

2) The cab that dropped us off couldn't leave as i had Kentucky Fried Chicken and my friends decided too late they wanted some, so they chased me round the cab at 3am in the street until they caught me!.

3) At 5 am i told my soon-to-be wife off for stopping me going to the toilet, it turned out i was trying to walk out the second floor window to the toilet!.

We had these big floor to ceiling windows that can fully open!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i went to ok!. with my best friend to visit her sister she took us to a bar we were 15 and got in got completly wasted went to her work (happen to be a strip club) and were almost ambushed by two other hater strippers, thier names, no kidding were sunshine and alabama and got kicked outWww@FoodAQ@Com

on the way home from boulder my friend started crying cause some girl didnt like him then he puked out the car while we were going like 65 at like 12:30 in the morn!. haha then my other friend puked all over everyone in the backseat including me so we pulled over everyone puked but two of us!.

it was our pukefest nightWww@FoodAQ@Com

<drunk> called my ex-fiance's GIRLFRIEND and called her a "homewrecking whore" and yelled "how do I taste B*TCH!?!" Good times!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

crunked- ended up in the drunk-tank give that a try and tell me if that's not the worst/stupidest thing you ever experienceWww@FoodAQ@Com

When I was beyond drunk I sang Guns and roses sweet child of mine at karaoke!. I was even screaming like axel rose!. It ended up on youtube!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Drunk!.!.!.climbed a tree at college, fell out and then passed out and was woken up the next morning by one of my professors!Www@FoodAQ@Com

passed out in a soy bean field while pissing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

High - Tried to bribe a police officer with drugs to let my friends go!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Matt Pless!. Yeah, look it up!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I asked a policeman if I could wear his hat and shoot his gun!.
(boy did I get a lecture on moderation)Www@FoodAQ@Com

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