Dumbest thing you said when you drunk dialed?!

Question: Dumbest thing you said when you drunk dialed!?
i went up to a chick one time and said "hey if I eat you out, will you give me a ********" and her boyfriend was there!.

i still laught at that!. her boyfriend was cool though!. I didn't realize they were dating!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I've only really drunk dialed once, and I wasn't even really drunk, just rambling/talkative!. And I kept going on about the War on Terror at about 2 in the morning to my friend who didn't care at all and was sleeping before I called hahaha!.

She was pissed the next day, I guess I had her on the phone for a good 15 minutes!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yikes! I've drunk dialed my family (Ma & Pa's house) to talk to my brother & the sh!t put my mom on one time (& I didnt realize) while I was rambling on about some nonsense!. So I'm going on & on dropping the F bomb and whatnot for about 10 minutes then Mom ask's me if I want her to put my brother back on the phone (needless to say I kicked the cr@p out of my brother the next time I saw him)!. Think Mom thought it was pretty funny though!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i didnt realize i had called my mom but i thought i called my friend and i was telling her how i was gonna go to my xboyfriends house for some fun!.!.!.as soon as i said this my mom ask what kind of fun i was talking about so i hung up and we have not talked about it since!Www@FoodAQ@Com

it was not on the phone

setting: about one month ago at a party to my bestfriend i love you now i have to pee (sniffles)

dont ask why!?

the stuff i drank was super weak like 5 percent but i drank a whole bottle so!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i drunk dialed my mom before when i was about 17 or 18 and i thought she was the girl i was trying to hook up with!. i know i said something stupid but we never talked about itWww@FoodAQ@Com

I don't know I was drunk!. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i kissed a girl! and i liked it!

that cherry chapstick was good!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

I love youuuuu!.!.!.lolWww@FoodAQ@Com

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