Have you ever peed your pants whilst intoxicated?!

Question: Have you ever peed your pants whilst intoxicated!?
This has only happened to me once!. I was completely obliterated and I remember hooking up with some dude!. He had his hands down my pants and he had to hold me up otherwise I would have fallen over!. The next thing I know I'm talking to one of my friends and I notice that my pants feel a little damp!. I look down and realized that I had peed! It absolutely stank too!. I couldn't do anything about it, so I went into my friend's backyard and jumped into his filthy creek!. I told everyone that I "fell in" to cover up the embarrassment that would have resulted if anyone found out!.

Anyone got any stories!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

One time i got so drunk i **** the bed and gave some dude headWww@FoodAQ@Com

Once, on a "bucks" day/night, been to races all day,few ales! after 8 hours here we went to a pub closer to home, for a couple more hours!. While waiting for my wife to pick me up, I could not find the exit or the toilets, must have walked around the pub 4 times, eventually found way out, and lift home, with wet jeans, embarrassing!. No one said anything, so hopefully I got away without being noticed!? But it was a great day, I think!Www@FoodAQ@Com

No but when i was in college i came home from a night of drinking and a guy friend from high school (he was flippin drunk out of his mind)stopped by and laid in my bed and pissed in it!.I was freakn furious!!
now he is local cop where my mom lives i cringe to see him!.lolWww@FoodAQ@Com

I knew someone that peed themselves after a night or drinking while sleeping on a friends couch, eww!.!.I personally have never peed myself, however I have had times when I thought I was going to, at bars when the bathroom line is so damn long, or a long drive home and no one would stop to let me out!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

No but i once witnessed my brother poop his pants he was so drunk!. We were in a hotel room (out of town, going on vacation) an he had about 12 beers within a 2-3 hour period and he tryed to fart and **** his pants lol!. I laughed so hard i almost pissed mine lolWww@FoodAQ@Com

No, but one time I was really drunk and passed out!. I woke up cause I really had to pee, however the bathroom was locked so I had to pee in my trashcan!. It was so embarrassing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

No!. if that happened to you maybe its time to sop drinking and stop humiliating yourself!Www@FoodAQ@Com

ya lol from laughing to hard, and nice cover up lol i would have prob dont the same!Www@FoodAQ@Com

yeah, once because my rude boyfriend sat down to poop, and did not let me pee first!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yep, what worries me is alcoholics always go on about pissing the bed - i haven't done it for a few years, but it happened a few times, once when i was assaulted and cops brought me home (i remember nothing, and only knew because support-for-victims or something kept writing to me), and a couple of times after i'd passed out, in various places!. My mate used to piss in alleys / gutters on the way home!. Another mate jumped in the filthy docks to try and hide it - but the cops had to fish him out, and he was taken to the station for a load of jabs - lol!.

Always been totally obliterated and remember nothing about it!. An ex was an ex alkie and used to say the 1st thing when he woke up in the morning, if he wasn't wearing is pants he'd check them over, to try and work out what'd happened!.


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