Who's wasted right now?!
No i'm not wasted right now, but you sir have set the bar high. I am now tempted to crack open a fresh beer and meet the day with a drooly smile.
my blood alcohol level is dangerously low...
omg i didnt get in till bout 5 and had to wake up for internship at 7. MASSIVE hangover!!
Its noon somewhere in the world...lets party then