If a wine cooler is not something to cool your wine, what is it?!
It's a drink--usually a mildly alcoholic malt beverage with fruity flavors. They generally come in four- or six-packs. I think Bacardi Breezers is a wine cooler. Smirnoff Ice isn't quite a wine cooler, but it's close. Women and kids like them because the fruit generally masks the alcohol taste, and they're cheap, so it's easy to drink a lot of them.
Very close, back before wine coolers and other coolers were sold commercially we would ice a tall glass, fill half way with white or burgundy wine, add some sweet and sour mix and top it off with a spritz of 7up.
it's basically flavored beer
Yup, you got it.
Its where you put your balls if you are so horny it hurts
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